#i'm choking

[brainrotcharacters]

I think I finally know why this shot was a religious awakening for me

more in tags because you fuckers seem to enjoy that

[thesoulbox]

I drew Gregory for the very first time today as like a human and whatnot. He's such a menace istg why is he so hard to draw I'm abt to boot him across the room (politely of course he's still my favorite goober rn)

I feel like he would listen to kids bop and play Minecraft on his Ipad and probably steal shiny rocks from random places, he would also walk into random rooms, let out an ear splitting screech, and tthen run away whilst hysterically laughing.

That is just Gregory aesthetic

ANYWAY I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT, I THINK IT LOOKS LIKE POOP BUT ITS MY FIRST TIME SO IG ITS FINE LMFAO

[awkwardsonicphotos]

[clancyismylover]

'I am out here and I am very alive. I’m sometimes scared, but always discovering something new, and I will not stop. Cover me!'

- Clancy

[aquagirl1978]

[psyduckscience]

OMG guys look at this review I saw on shein 💀💀💀

ENG: I mean, these make you look like one of the blind rats from Shrek but they're ok for a picture

[tardis--dreams]

Dude, did you just compare politeness to pornography? Dude, please. I'm having an existential crisis here, you cannot make me laugh like that. Dude-

[tarth]

Sadness is a condition of motherhood. There's naught to be gained from it.

[inkskinned]

i had a dream last night that i organized a tumblr meetup and we all agreed to go to a local bar together. so i go to the bar but it was a really busy night and i didn't want to ask every stranger "are u here for tumblr reasons" bc that's embarrassing and i'm shy. so i just got a drink and felt very awkward & hoped someone would approach me. tried to look inviting and like i was from tumblr but not like i was "from tumblr". when i left some girl stopped me to ask if i was there for the meetup but i was too shy and asked what's tumblr?

in the dream i went home to make a post about how nobody showed up to the tumblr meetup but my entire dash was people saying they'd gone to the bar but were too fucking shy to admit to being on tumblr so we'd all just had a drink and gone home

[cinnamoncountess]

they were wild for this xxx [tags by @atleastistillhaveyou]

[phantompoguefangirl]

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK-

[the-oc-king]

You know how most people in the Transcendental Cha Cha Cha Yaoi Club comment on how inherently ridiculous it is that the most generic and average human man would be able to attract what's probably one of the most powerful and musically-skilled cosmic entities in the multiverse and potentially The Void itself as well? I think we should explore that idea more, have some fun with it

[jojolightningfingers]

i truly truly will never stop being tickled by how law's braincell count just plummets into the negatives whenever he's around luffy and kid SPECIFICALLY at the same time. like if it's one or the other he copes more or less just fine. kid's a shit-starter but he's predictable and easy (and fun) to rile up. luffy runs on baffling logic but he's fundamentally easy to get along with so long as you maintain your zen and understand that he usually doesn't MEAN to get under anybody's skin. separately they aggravate law in different ways. but when they're together kid's penchant for starting dickswinging contests (or inability to not take the bait of one) collides with luffy unhesitatingly answering with a one-up that no sane person would conceive of and what the hell is law supposed to do against THAT fuckin wombo combo. get left behind and called a bitch for it? not goddamn LIKELY!!

[reunitedinterlude]

the cake scene saga

[platoapproved]

— A flaccid full-length play based on nothing other than the superficial observations of the vampire Sam, his meditation on vampiric existence and enduring. — Strange, I remember you racing back from rehearsals to tell me how ambitious the conceit was.

[solarg0blin]

I redrew some Merlin characters to be more historically and culturally accurate! The text is their original names in a later Latin script, yoinked from a display in the Corinium Museum, Cirencester. (Sneaky edit to add: Y'all are incredibly welcome to use this in any way you want, I would love to see more of my home's culture being represented more accurately in media!!) (Also on Instagram)

Unlabelled version under the cut!!